and I'm getting my regular, like clockwork, desire to start munching on something salty. Or if salty isn't available, I'll go for sweet. It is like this unconscious/conscious uncontrollable desire to munch.
I told Gary tonight that he needs to tape my mouth shut at night. He was a little taken back until I explained to him that the minute I go to bed, I get cravings for munching. Not that I really have to tell him that. He'll hear the crinkling of Pirates Booty, Popcorn, crackers, etc., while he's trying to sleep.
Anyway, a little after telling him I needed him to tape my mouth shut, he asked what kind of tape would be the most comfortable. Then he suggested that he tie my hands behind my back so I can't take the tape off my mouth. I think he's taking a little too much enjoyment thinking about that idea. So, I'll just try to use self restraint and not physical restraint to begin with.
Although, I just had a thought. One of Gary's common sayings (when commenting on someones appearance) is, "I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers." Maybe I am unconsciously/consciously testing him. If that is the case, then he has proven that he loves me. He hasn't kicked me out of the bed yet.
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It all sounds very strange to me. I better not go there.
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